Thursday, February 02, 2006

DINNER WITH DAX

“I’ll have the elephant scrotum on a bun.”

“Sorry, Sir, you can't have that tonight.”

“Why the hell not?”

“We’re fresh out of buns.”
Dax reminds us to be patient with the Service Staff. After all, that hapless waiter who just dropped a pot of hot coffee on your crotch might still be in training, having been given a Stay of Execution by us softies...

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